10 Reasons Why Students Shouldn't Answer Their Phones in Lesson

We were given the first one already so the other 9 reasons will probably still be really hard, in all fairness. Well, here goes:

1. Nicky will answer it
2. You look like an asshole
3. Ear cancer!
4. You're sat infront of a computer, why not use MSN instead?
5. You're sat infront of a computer, why not go on Facebook instead?
6. The Welsh are coming
7. You'll make Santa cry
8. It uses up your battery
9. Someone will be determined to steal it off you and make allegations of bestiality
10. Someone else, or the same person for that matter, will probably whip out his or her phone, claiming it's superior and leaving the pair of you locked in an uncomfortable silence

Remember kids, answering your phone in class isn't cool. Save it for the cinema.